James takes a firm stand

James, this morning: "God damn it!"

Me: "What? We don't say that."

"I am saying 'God damn it' to Mas because he spilled the O's everywhere. This is a disaster!"

Muffled gurgles of laughter from Thomas. He had picked up his bowl of Cheerios and tried to chug it. You wouldn't expect that to end well, and in fact it did not.