I can't let myself laugh at this, vol. 97:

James received, some years ago, a musical lamb that plays the tune of "Jesus Loves Me" when you twist a knob in its behind.

Unfortunately the knob makes a flatulent noise when turned too far.

James was quick to pick up on this.

He spent half the afternoon winding up the sheep and singing along with lyrics of his own invention. "Got a minute, Mama? I'll sing you the Farting Sheep Song!" The lyrics were great, actually -- he has a real sense of meter.