Month 9: The Playlist!
- "Dropping My Keys"
- Deli Line Medley!
"I Adore Personal Remarks From Strangers/
Touch Me And You Won't Get That Hand Back/
I Mean It" - "Yes, You Guessed Right - The Baby Is Due Soon"
- "Wow, I Look Really Huge From That Angle (That One, Too)"
- "All These Braxton-Hicks Contractions Better Be Amounting to Something"
- Parking Lot Medley!
"Mama Can't Pick You Up Right Now/
No, Don't Run Into The Street! /
Actually, You Perch Quite Neatly On Top Of Your Little Brother/
Ouch" - "(Pretend Not To Notice My) Sneakers At Work"
- "Don't Look So Nervous - I Promise Not To Have The Baby In Your Office"
- Strangers With Gender Issues Medley!
"Yes, We're Having Another Boy/
No, I'm Not Sorry, I'm Happy /
Just Sorry You Don't Have Any Manners" - "This Is Getting Old"
- "Only Three Weeks To Go (Unless You Come Early!)"
- "I'm Really Going To Miss Having You Around All The Time, Little Guy"
3 Comments:
This is hilarious and brilliant! :)
So soon, wow!
Strangers with gender issues... as the oldest of four girls, I saw that one in action a lot. The world was pretty convinced in each subsequent pregnancy that my parents were "trying for" or "hoping for" a boy. (This same mass of anonymous stranger, or so I am told, would come up to my mom while she was expecting me and tell her that she was definitely carrying like it was a boy).
Hahaha! You are hilarious -- this is the only thing that's relieved my election-related anxiety in about a week!
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