Thursday, October 30, 2008

Month 9: The Playlist!

  • "Dropping My Keys"
  • Deli Line Medley!
    "I Adore Personal Remarks From Strangers/
    Touch Me And You Won't Get That Hand Back/
    I Mean It"
  • "Yes, You Guessed Right - The Baby Is Due Soon"
  • "Wow, I Look Really Huge From That Angle (That One, Too)"
  • "All These Braxton-Hicks Contractions Better Be Amounting to Something"
  • Parking Lot Medley!
    "Mama Can't Pick You Up Right Now/
    No, Don't Run Into The Street! /
    Actually, You Perch Quite Neatly On Top Of Your Little Brother/
    Ouch"
  • "(Pretend Not To Notice My) Sneakers At Work"
  • "Don't Look So Nervous - I Promise Not To Have The Baby In Your Office"
  • Strangers With Gender Issues Medley!
    "Yes, We're Having Another Boy/
    No, I'm Not Sorry, I'm Happy /
    Just Sorry You Don't Have Any Manners"
  • "This Is Getting Old"
  • "Only Three Weeks To Go (Unless You Come Early!)"
  • "I'm Really Going To Miss Having You Around All The Time, Little Guy"

3 Comments:

Blogger Jonathan H. Liu said...

This is hilarious and brilliant! :)

October 30, 2008 at 10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So soon, wow!

Strangers with gender issues... as the oldest of four girls, I saw that one in action a lot. The world was pretty convinced in each subsequent pregnancy that my parents were "trying for" or "hoping for" a boy. (This same mass of anonymous stranger, or so I am told, would come up to my mom while she was expecting me and tell her that she was definitely carrying like it was a boy).

November 1, 2008 at 8:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha! You are hilarious -- this is the only thing that's relieved my election-related anxiety in about a week!

November 3, 2008 at 1:34 PM  

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