Not even threats of the Coast Guard can distract him

James and Dave went out to pick up a pizza last week, and encountered a group of youths arguing about a car with a group of women. The following dialogue ensued:

Woman #1: "Well, I have your license plate number, and I want you to know I'm going to call the police about this!"

Youth #1: "Lady, you can call the Coast Guard for all I care..."

James: "Green Hyundai!"

Women and Youths: [Whiplash!]